when you place your testicles on your partners eyes, preferably on ball on each eye. Theyre called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.
by teesdizzle October 27, 2006
by slink!!! June 07, 2007
Ashley is suffering from personality goggles because she continues to date Mike, even though Mike is hideous. Ashley continues to date him because he had a great personality.
by enaira August 18, 2006
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
Queef Goggles occur when a woman releases vaginal gas, often whilst recieving oral sex, whch in turn steams up the eye ware of the recipricant.
During oral sex a woman releases vaginal gas which causes the glasses of the giver to steam up, thus creating queef goggles.
by Well Hung Pony October 21, 2009
1. Ejaculation on someone's face that resembles glasses, googles, or "racoon eyes"
2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes
2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes
1. I gave my girlfriend cum goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.
2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...
2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...
by filthcradle November 21, 2005
The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.
by Grits January 08, 2005