Glitter squirrel

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.

(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.

by crillis88 July 15, 2018

Glitterally

A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.

Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"

Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."

by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

Glitter Girl

selfish, rude, annoying, love make-up and glitter, and "populer"

Normal human: hi-
Glitter Girl: Stop hating

Normal human: what i wasn't even talking to you-
Glitter Girl: dont lie because you know that im better then you
Normal human: that makes no- omg you such a GLITTER GIRL

by made be trees are alive September 8, 2022

Glitter Dick

The one inch pinch of your grade

The glitter dick john put a hot dog in his pants to make it look like he was packin

by Piss on my cat January 6, 2021

Glitter

cool

"Your party was so Glitter"

"I saw you stand up for the pregnant lady on the subway - that was really glitter"

"Did you see that startup's launch. Their website is straight glitter"

by MicahF June 13, 2024

Glitter dick

When you dip your dick into glitter so when you cum it’s has pizzazz

For my girls birthday I got her a glitter dick.

by anonymous April 12, 2022