Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.

by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

Gabe Helmy

someone who really likes pineapple and loves his cat and is the best character in a game

Gabe Helmy is really cool

by worthlesskid February 8, 2019

Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .

R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!

by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021

GABE

Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019

Gabe

Gabes have perfect hair, show up in your dreams a lot, and have beautiful brown eyes. Gabes are usually athletic and wear brands like Adidas, Nike, and Under Armor. They are perfect, if not a little on the short side. If you are privileged enough to dating, be friends with, or have a Gabe at your school, consider yourself lucky!

That guy over there is such a Gabe.

I wish I had a Gabe of my own.

by owlsandj+a March 13, 2018

Gabe

Literal God

"Oh, dear Gabe Save us!"

by Silent Blade October 5, 2019

Gabe's Rule

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free

With Gabe's rule I'm allowed to pick up the $3000 coat for free

by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019