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Flaming Blumpkin

A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.
by iron_city_ap December 25, 2010
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flaming seahorse

a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.
person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?

person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse

person 1: damn...
by b_gambino September 9, 2011
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Flaming American

A shot of Bacardi 151 lit on fire and dropped into a cup of Budweiser. Created by rapper Budo. Tested by BIG CHOCOLATE and Grieves. Tastes like burnt hair.
Grieves: "You just gotta pony up and drink that Flaming American".
by ChocolateWasted September 9, 2011
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Flamingoat

The idea of being both a Flamingo and a goat. Flamingoats often try speak french but they are rubbish at it.

Or, if a person is a Flamingoat they are often very bad at something.
If someone is a flamingoat they are often a bit dumb and physically challenged.
by Hamo Goatface October 26, 2011
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flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs
dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore
by itsme1978 October 21, 2013
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Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.
Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.
by tommy salami May 13, 2015
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flaming penis

When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!
OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....
by Bobby leche March 3, 2016
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