fudge popsicle

when you're performing anal sex and your penis is covered in feces.

Mark didnt use an enema so he gave me a fudge popsicle, the fuckin' asshole.

by jared, 19 July 11, 2019

fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay

DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?

by mackwackery July 17, 2019

Fudge Dandy

A homosexual man, unwilling to come out, yet who willingly demonstrates a strong effeminate vibe via his expressions, dress, hand gestures, musical choices, and mannerisms. It’s thought these exaggerated motions are in response to his constant repression of his true self.

My gaydar is off the charts whenever Jeff comes around, when is that queen coming out of the closet? Pfft, that fudge dandy might as well be early Elton John.

by bigcoalshovel November 19, 2019

fudge won't budge

A synonym for constipation.

I'm afraid I can't come in to work today, my fudge won't budge.

by Capncawkslap December 11, 2019

Fudge pop

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hey bro has you’re girl ever fudge popped ya? Lemme tell ya it’s absolutely fantastic

by Xxxtentampons December 19, 2019

Fudge stuffing

The act of doing anal with someone while they are trying to take a shit.

"Bro I was fudge stuffing this girl it felt so wierd." -Phill

by Hamborgar December 28, 2019

Fudge munching boomer

An older person who is mean ,selfish , uncultured and rude.

Dave : Your dad's such a fudge munching boomer , Why did he have to visit?

by Fudge munching boomer January 2, 2020