The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 9, 2019

Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 16, 2019

Fountain of Cherries

Fountain of Cherries is a porn movie. It makes young men perlicue while older girls watch them.

William perlicues when he watches the Fountain of Cherries.

by Sheila and George January 10, 2010

Fountain

A person who has lots of knowledge and shares it with others.

Bro, my coach is such a fountain. He has the best advise.

by MaiaFlowers September 20, 2019

Fountain

When you cough into a bong with your mouth still over the pipe and cause water to come out the downstem

Oh no.... just made my bong fountain again

by Acousticartt December 1, 2022

Fountain

The act of a man ejaculating whilst laying on his back.

Me and Becky opened Derrick's door thinking it was Celina's - Derrick had just bust a nut on chillling on his bed and the cum went flying straight up like a fountain. What a sight.

by MrInfooo August 23, 2020

fountain

tHaT Is a fOuNtAiN, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.

Those who know now

*vanny music*
G: What was that?

F: That is a fountain, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.

by MrKristijan January 23, 2022