3 definitions by ~Magic_Carpet~

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 08, 2019

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*

Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018

Person1: Man, I need to use your bathrooom badly.
Person2: Is it a number 1 or number 2?
Person1: It's actually going to be a number 3.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ September 22, 2017