floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

by Ryan July 28, 2003

floppy disk

Floppy disk... a limp dick

My dick went from a floppy disk to a hard drive when she walked by...

by Reneec August 30, 2005

floppy

A horrible assault on a man's genitals, wherein the assailant loosens up his arm and, using it like a whip, smacks the victim's junk with the tip of the back of his hand (preferably the tip of the middle finger).

Dude, did you see that floppy? He floppied him so hard, the poor guy threw up!

by WinBerg July 16, 2008

floppy jim

An errection problem. Impotence, he cant get it up.

He would love to fuck his girl but he drank too much and got a floppy jim.

by The Mix Master September 2, 2006

fappy

The art of giving a red headed woman sloppy fanny pashes.

Darryl claims that Portia's vagina flushed over 2 litres when he gave her a fappy.

by gaynar September 15, 2010

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

i have 1 it is great it gets stuff under the skin, it smells. I like to play with it

poos

by judith November 3, 2003

floppy sea creature

The name for vagina lips when they look like roast beef because the female owner of the vagina lips are whores. They are super loose and flabby and have brown outlines and un-naturally pink innards. The lips are called floppy sea creature because they literally look like something that floats at the bottom of the sea and feeds on smaller sea critters.

DUDE!! That chick Ruby has a Floppy Sea Creature

OH F**K RUN!!!

by vonwiggleswworth September 19, 2012