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Flushed the mouse

Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.
by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024
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:Flushed:

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Hey what are you doing? :flushed: -10000 social credit your execute is tomorrow for saying flushed
by BasedImpostor November 13, 2021
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Flush Factory

Isaac: Dude i’m getting the best Flush Factory right now from fine shyt!
Conner: Same man, this is awesome!
Lucas: Got room for one more?
by JuggerFromDaO January 5, 2025
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Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
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Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet
“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
by Twgab June 2, 2018
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Angry Flush

Someone who gets very upset when a prior person did not flush the toilet, resulting in them having to flush it while pissed off.
"Who used the toilet and didn't flush again. It pisses me off when I have to flush for you." resulting in the act of an angry flush.

"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.
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Gay Flush

When 2 gay men participate in a scat fetish ritual, where one of the men dresses up like a toilet and get his face shit on, and then eats it
"Yeah i gay flushed him last night" Geoffrey said "He just ate it right outta my ass"
by DickusButtus42069 March 19, 2025
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