Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016

Flooding

When blood from your menstrual flow overwhelms any tampons or pads and you end up with blood running down your legs and ruining your clothes, shoes, chairs, carpets. Usually found in pre or peri menopausal women and those with adenomyosis. Also called Projectile Menstruation

"Last night I was flooding so bad it looked like someone had murdered me in bed then drug my body to the bathroom"

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

flodingles

pringles that are on the floor that are covered in dust

Friend: I will pay you whatever i have in my pocket if you eat that flodingles man
You: Ok, but you better pay up

by Ian Beil April 18, 2008

floodgate

When she has her period as he eats her out and he swallows it all by accident.

He choked because she caused a floodgate.

by Mr Rogers. November 26, 2010

flood plain

A picked out or specific plain of land used for purposeful flooding

A flood plain is used to flood to prevent flooding if a town

by swagapotomus October 21, 2013

floden

a person who is prone to step on their own toes while wearing their best shoes.

"he's a bit floden, so take some shoe shine with you."

by Athenacauleyyu March 27, 2007

Flodge

The edge of an opening or a cavity, specifically, the protruding metal (or sometimes wooden) structure located at the bottom edge of a door frame.

I really thought I could get my drunk ass home and in bed quietly until I, while entering my apartment, tripped over the flodge and woke up all of my roommates.

by Say-ruh December 5, 2007