Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.
I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.
by TheOneMan4327 June 04, 2025
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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes
by aoitodo08373 June 04, 2025
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Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
by Chavvvy June 22, 2018
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Pants Flute

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."
by massive_schlong June 14, 2016
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Skeliton flute

When a younger girl sucks the elderly penis of a convicted priest
She played the Skeliton flute, now she Coffs dust
by Th3 auth0r April 28, 2023
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Peruvian Flute

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022
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Bi-Racial Flute

Indeterminable noises made by a member of two different ethnic groups. Typically spurred by an intense argument or conversation.
Whenever Enrique gets mad he starts playing the Bi-Racial Flute.”
by Plumbers Pipe September 30, 2020
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