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Wal-Fart

The ever present smell that seems to ooze from certain aisles of Wal-Mart; it has an undetermined source but is constant and varies in degree of stank.

It's unable to be hidden long by cheap spray bottle cleaners that the blue-vested zombies employed by the story apply to the various areas of the store.
Myke: "Hey Dribble; I am not sure if it's the bologna that smells like a Wal-Fart; or that 350 pound lady in the moo moo 5 feet in front of us. What do you think?"

Dribble: "I think it's that redneck with the mullet and the yellow stained tank top on the next row over; buying Keystone Beer."
by TylerTurdenouski May 15, 2010
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fart stain

a stain found in your undies.... like after you have a viscocity fart
i have a fart stain!
by Ciske November 2, 2003
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cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*
by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005
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Fart Flush

While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.
My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.
by JambaJews April 24, 2009
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Fart Dragon

A fart dragon is a fart that one drags behind them and spreads out around them when they stop to talk to you.
Scott needs to stop fart dragon. It smelled terrible when he came over here to talk to me.
by Ianferno April 29, 2008
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blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017
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splatter fart

synonomus to shart, a wet version of a long fart ending in swamp ass.
"I had such bad gass that I sharted. When I went to clean up I found I had splatter farted and had to toss the BVD's. Now I have swamp ass and need to shower."
by Meierznutz September 8, 2004
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