Falconer

He who hunts with Birds of Prey but is not a Bird of Prey himself.

Just be careful, he spends his time with dope boys and needle junkies. Never know what will happen around those dangerous kind of people.

Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.

What do you mean?

Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.

Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?

Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.

That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.

How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.

Okay I still say be careful.

I will be.

by Popeasaint.... May 15, 2022

Ignonicus Falcon

This majestic bird species which is found on Northern California (more specifically Mill Valley). This falcon has a special bird call that it screams at the top of its lungs to attract its soulmate. It goes AAAAAAAAOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAA. Look for this special bird call and send in pictures if found to [e-mail]

Look over there, its an Ignonicus Falcon!

by MrsTwinklePuss May 11, 2017

Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012

Golden Falcon

Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles

The Golden Falcons achomplished the mission and ate all the pierogis.

by GoldenFalcon101 May 11, 2023

The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Falcon

To steal from another content creator, much like a falcon swoops in and steals its prey.

"dude! did you see that guy that copied that commentary video? he completely falconed it!"

by timetodanceeee July 8, 2025

Falconed

Being assaulted out of no where for no apparent reason.

"I just got Falconed on the street!"

by sparker!! December 2, 2022