tahitian breakfast

when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!
i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!
by tha bishop November 14, 2006
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greek breakfast

a frappe or similar iced coffee followed by a cigarette, then the glass is filled with water and drank over again followed by a second cigarette. The meal must be had sitting and if possible outside to maintain greekness.
Yiannis ate a greek breakfast this morning and he's having lamb for dinner.
by Foti Thesalonikos August 30, 2007
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Texas Breakfast

When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.
He is full from his texas breakfast!
by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018
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Houdini's Breakfast

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)
Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"
by Skistin August 23, 2008
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Breakfast in bed

When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.
Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.
by Chance334 January 31, 2014
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portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina
" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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by gooentak February 26, 2007
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Breakfast

Another word for pot. Instead of saying you are smoking weed, it's less obvious to state that you are eating breakfast. Not ot be confused with the actual act of eating breakfast, or the meal.
"Hey dude, want to eat some breakfast tonight?"
"Breakfast at night?? Ohhhhhh....yeah dude :"
by Another faceless name July 26, 2009
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