not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.

“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”

by jostytosty August 23, 2022

Even

Even is a name for Norwegian boys who is so handsome that all girls wants him. He has perfect body and smells like a king. All girls wants him even old ladies. Other boys grow jealous of him once they see him.

I am a Even, why aren't you?. Look at That Even he is so cool and sexy.

by Jens nordegren January 10, 2018

Lavender Evening

It's when frank :quicks49Finger: a field of lavender while searching urban dictionary for nasty shit to post around twitch

Damn dude, He's doing another lavender evening? Wild.

by NotQuick May 13, 2025

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Grab Even More Ass Day

It is on April 13th were you grab even more asses than the days before.
Guys or Girls, but if you are a guy grabbing another guy's ass you should say "no homo"

Let's go grab that ass because it's Grab Even More Ass Day

by JordanGravener April 11, 2019

Even More News

Eat shit and die, trash.

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"

by Hym Iam June 20, 2024

all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor

Someone who's listening and commenting on other's people conversation without knowing the context.

"Lori stay all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor"

by ADezzyBoi April 8, 2022