A character on the show "Good Times." Also another name for rapper Jay-Z due to his striking resemblance to this character.
"J.J. Evans gettin' gunned up and clapped quick." -Nas, "Ether" (a Jay-Z diss track)

By getting with Beyonce, J.J. Evans gave new hope to all the jacked up looking dudes out there hoping to someday score hot-ass tail.
by Nicholas D January 5, 2011
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A special Halo kill where a third party waits for two opponents to be in heavy battle and for sheilds to be down, and then kills both of them and gets a double kill. This Kill was named after Evan, because he is notorious for this cheap kill.
WTF man i almost had him and you came in and killed us both! ..and then drove under a transport truck! ...such an evan kill.
by WaffleFries January 8, 2008
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Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster
I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

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by HundredC September 29, 2020
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ohmagawsh alex evans (also known as alex heartbreaker) is a toatally hot guy.
Sometimes used to replace the word 'hot' or 'cool' or 'emo.'
Also owns famous clothing line and got fame and possibly fortune with his beautful blue eyes and awesome puffle hair :D
'OMG that hair is soo alex evans."
"Your eyes are alex evans"
by mysterious person January 27, 2008
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ellie evans;

a basic white bitch who goes to starbucks every friday afterschool and only wears nike and adidas;
e.g
"oh look at her! she looks like an ellie evans!"
by brooksyyy March 9, 2017
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