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Ethan

Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012
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Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015
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An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"

Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010
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Mostly someones ex, a cishet white boy.
oh my god you're such an ethan
by AntSoup March 3, 2021
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A really annoying kid like fr fr (ethan stafford)
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very gay and has a small noise
by fdbhrvbgv November 18, 2019
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Ethan is really cool sporty and attractive.
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.

What a lad he is...
Boy 1: Did you hear Ethan's joke Earlier?
Boy 2:Yeah, it was so funny I nearly wet myself...
by BADMAN TING ILY ETHAN November 5, 2019
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