Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012

Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015

An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019

Ethan is a very kind loving person. He’s very attractive and all of the girls chase after him. He will always have your heart. You really want to get to know a Ethan. He’s very loyal and will treat you right.
by Abusj May 16, 2020

A man with a two inch dick, who loves to spend their time masturbating to gay porn. They often suck their best friend’s dick, and get STDs.
by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019

Hey Ethan wanna do this cool thing tomorrow?Ethan- "Yeah"/ (Next day) Ethan-waaaaa I don't wanna i'm scared
by Baring bot bop November 4, 2019
