stampeding elephant

The act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. If successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the anus.

Billy Buttlust gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.

by craig is fat March 6, 2007

the elephant

When a man or woman puts a strap on dildo on their face and another man or woman uses the dildo for sexual purposes.

Dude, I totally gave that girl THE ELEPHANT last night. She screamed.

by ThePurpleKid&Cuzzy December 21, 2010

Erudite Sleeping Elephant

The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.

Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.

by Frank-Dubb November 22, 2007

tickle an elephant

When u address an awkward situation where there's an "elephant in the room" to someone in that awkward situation

"Oh I didn't want to bring up the situation with her or tickle an elephant in the room"

by Bbbbbbbbbbb January 29, 2014

elephant balls

Elephant balls ; irregular shaped testicles which look like an elephants ass or ears. The balls shape is often of a flatter and plumper size. The testicles often are best fore two cats in a bath tube.

I like your elephant balls , they look perfect for two cats in a bath tube

by Apple Jacker69 December 9, 2008

african elephant

when a girl is giving u head and ur about to cum u grab both her ears and cum in her mouth till ur nut comes out the sides of her cheeks

damn nigga were did u go?

to Shanelles house i got my african elephant

lol u were only gone for 2 minutes

bitch i got my nut!

by angelesmadera April 2, 2008

elephantitis

it's when your balls are big and saggy. Anyway, you guys got the rhyme wrong both times.
Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your balls...hang...low?

by Colleen March 26, 2003