The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

Edward Breitenstein

Super awesome

That concert was off the hook! Straight up Edward Breitenstein!!!

by Edneck January 7, 2018

Edward Chang

An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG

He Is Such An Edward Chang

by FartingFart October 30, 2017

Edward and holly

Holly loves Edward with all her heart

Edward and holly love each other xx

by I am ????? October 30, 2019

Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

by Nighnutz November 3, 2019

edward sissyhands

a person who has to wear leather gloves to do everything including but not limited to moving brand new furniture.

"hey edward sissyhands hows those furniture moving gloves holding up"

by County Of Butt February 12, 2021

Edward Duran

he is a very amazing person, one who will always help you out in your times of need and support you through your tough times while making fun of your problems.

man that guys a real Edward Duran helping him and making fun of him

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021