Edward Walten

little lad but in a cursive block font. when he was a little lad, Jack Walten made him do the little lad dance..
now jack is gone
but he still likes to do the little lad dance!

"Is that uh Edward Walten from the Walten Files?"
"Yeah but we call him the little lad real here."

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S September 28, 2021

ms edwards

ms edwards your bitchy crackhead ceramics teacher took to much psychedelics in the 60's now stuck underpaid and pissed at everyone

"fuck that new teacher shes as bitchy as ms edwards "

by gethighinmsedwardsclass May 14, 2020

edward cullen

earths sexiest! turn me into a vampire daddy😊 #teamedward

hey, team jacob or team edward?

definitely jacob!

stay out of my face. team edward cullen only

by tatehatepagelol May 25, 2021

Edward and holly

Holly loves Edward with all her heart

Edward and holly love each other xx

by I am ????? October 30, 2019

Pulled an Edward

When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."

Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward

Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.

by Fluffernugget August 16, 2012

edward 40ball

A modification of edward 40hands. One begins with a 40 strapped to each hand, preferably olde english, steel reserve or st ides for hard mode. In order to gain entrance to the game, one must first finish a single 40. The hand will then be freed.

Now, one may either play basketball with only one free hand, the other still strapped to a 40, which they must be careful not to spill, or instead, finish the second 40 while playing the game of basketball.

Teams will be made beforehand. To win, you just have to win the basketball game to 21. anyone on the team yakking is an instant loss.

Wanna plan edward 40ball?

by yaskimode May 26, 2021

Edward V

One of the shortest reigning Kings of England, he never really got to do anything cos he reigned for 2 months, and his Uncle Richard was regent so he was really the ruler, even became King for real after that time.
Edward was also one of the Princes in the Tower

Of all the Edwards, I don't think Edward V was very noteworthy

by BlankCanvas742 December 6, 2022