The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

Edward Breitenstein

Super awesome

That concert was off the hook! Straight up Edward Breitenstein!!!

by Edneck January 7, 2018

Edward Bola

A striker who uses skill moves far too much to avoid danger and usually loses the ball in doing so.

Noah: pass me the ball
Maxwell: *does too many skill moves and loses the ball*
Noah: STOP BEING SUCH AN EDWARD BOLA

by TheRealBongo April 18, 2020

ms edwards

ms edwards your bitchy crackhead ceramics teacher took to much psychedelics in the 60's now stuck underpaid and pissed at everyone

"fuck that new teacher shes as bitchy as ms edwards "

by gethighinmsedwardsclass May 14, 2020

Corbin Edwards

Fatherless, Fat, Gay he is essentially a raptor peni

"Corbin Edwards likes to jack off to the teletubbies."

by whori02 May 20, 2020

Edward Chang

An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG

He Is Such An Edward Chang

by FartingFart October 30, 2017

Edward Walten

little lad but in a cursive block font. when he was a little lad, Jack Walten made him do the little lad dance..
now jack is gone
but he still likes to do the little lad dance!

"Is that uh Edward Walten from the Walten Files?"
"Yeah but we call him the little lad real here."

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S September 28, 2021