A creepy ass queer who enjoys to stare into your eyes when you aren't looking, trying to be stealthy. He is deeply devoted to you even if you show no interest. He will even threaten to beat up your boyfriend because he is jealous. He rarely showers, and wears the same clothes every single day. He has worn the same hat for 7 years straight and resembles Tarzan. He enjoys keeping food on his pants to save for later when he's hungry and wears really tight skinny jeans, trying to look sexy. He is overall a creepy, greasy,horny, stalker.
~Omg Ethan is staring at me again....
-Well tell him to stop!
~No! He'll go into some psychotic stalker fury and kill me and my family!!
-Well tell him to stop!
~No! He'll go into some psychotic stalker fury and kill me and my family!!
by LePurr(: December 14, 2010
Get the Ethanmug. by unisparkle21 October 1, 2016
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015
Get the Ethanmug. An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan
by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.