freakin’ dressing

wearing a piece of clothing during sex to reduce the electricity from the opposite sex’s body.

The adult actress was freakin’ dressing to last the whole hour.

by Coop Dupe May 25, 2018

National dress up as bf/gf day

August 5th is national dress up as your bf/gf day so dress up as your romantic partner

It's National dress up as bf/gf day so dress of as your bf or gf

by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 26, 2022

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 22, 2019

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange February 27, 2014

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

Dress the corn

To shuck the corn. Synonymous phrase. Familiar to Eastern and Central PA

“He done went and dress the corn Pa”

by PhillyPat May 07, 2022

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 27, 2009