Donald Trump

Where do I even begin?

1. An egotistical, lying piece of shit who thinks he’s always right

2. A 74-year-old man baby who has never been told “no” before.

3. A man who has said disgusting things about black people, Mexicans, Asians, Muslims, Jews, women in general, female celebrities (some of whom were children at the time), even his OWN DAUGHTERS.

4. A guy who 26 women accused of sexual assault (with a recording of him bragging about it), but faced no punishment for doing.

5. A businessman who should’ve NEVER gotten even close to the Oval Office.

6. Someone who has no problem calling Rosie O’Donnell a pig, yet throws a tantrum when a bunch of Millennials and Gen Z teens call him DiaperDon on Twitter.

7. No longer my president as of January 20, 2021

1. Donald Trump didn’t do jackshit for America when COVID hit, and after he got it, claims that it’s “not that bad” stfu.

2. When Donald Trump lost the election, he cried out “fraud” even though it was proved to be legit. Still refuses to accept it as of December 2020.

3. We all know the things Donald Trump has said

4. People come for Joe Biden because he smelled a girl’s hair; the same people who ignore the fact that 26 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual assault

5. The president should be an experienced politician, Donald Trump was never a politician.

6. Donald Trump, the king of insults, can’t handle a bunch of 18-year-olds calling him a baby?

7. Americans will soon be free from Donald Trump’s fascist ways.

by Some.Random.Bitch December 4, 2020

Donald Trump

A president

A president of the pass

Me: Donald trump is not a president anymore

by sasd May 27, 2021

Donald Trump

A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know there’s no pleasure going his wife’s way during “sexy time” and a total and complete dumbass!

Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!

Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭

by Randomwhiteboy3709 April 17, 2022

Change Donalds

The act of paying for McDonalds dollar menu items with purley coinage.

"Yo man you wanna hit up some McDonalds?"

"Sorry man I've got no cash money."

"Well just grab some change out of my car, we'll hit up Change Donalds. Ya know what I mean!"

by John Anigav February 24, 2010

The Donald Trump Effect

When an accomplished individual becomes the target of a social media firestorm and general wave of hate. Generally caused by the individual doing/saying things that are generally frowned upon or disliked by a very vocal community. Usually results in two sided verbal conflict between opposing viewpoints.

Guy #1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Elon Musk?"
Guy #2: "No. Did Space X do something cool?"
Guy #1: "He got hit with The Donald Trump Effect."
Guy #2: "NOT ELON!!!!"

by anonymous June 16, 2019

Doorbello Donachello

Doorbello Donachello was a notorious Italian gangster who was active in New York from 1948 - 1956. In 1957 he was tried and executed for the possession of an illegal weapon on federal property, though more well known crimes include theft, first degree murder, multiple homicide and credit card fraud.
He was well known for his obsession with aircraft and also anime girls, and as a result his name has risen in meme culture to apply to weebs, in particular those interested in Ace Combat 7 and War Thunder.

"Have you seen Jack lately?"
"Nah, he's playing Ace Combat 7 all day. He's such a Doorbello Donachello."

by Hans Zimmeritt October 10, 2019

going for a donald trump

The act of defecating, in this instance a particularly offensive shit, which leaves you red faced and blaming Muslims/Mexicans for the hot as fuck food

- Rhyming slang Having a 'Dump', Having a 'Trump', Having a Donald

Just gonna nip into KFC for a Donald Trump...

I always have my Donald at work...

Going for a Donald Trump after a messy night at Raj's is always emotional...

by DiogenesofLondon May 4, 2016