doiing

The bounce emitted from an erect penis, usually when being released from either tight underwear or any orifice (during sex).

When she pulled his clothes off, his hard on doiinged out like a diving board.

by Sticky Sheets July 29, 2014

doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners April 21, 2016

doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.

After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016

doginate

When a dog dominates another dog

The other day when I was walking my dog this lil rat looking chiwawa fool tries to take a chunk out of my border collie brawler,with its pathetic toothpick ass looking teeth.Immediatly my dog brings out his wolverine claw x men looking fangs and,the wannabe dog/rat mutant runs away faster than Steven Chow in Kung Fu Hustle.Damn,he doginated that foo!

by Maple Tree Magee May 5, 2017

doing the dougie

Doing stupidly daft things when ones intoxicated including messaging old 'friends' and destroying current friendships and relationships.

'Man we was having a hella good night then Marvin pulls out his phone and starts sexting his boss'
'Dammit Marvin! He be always doing the Dougie on nights out!'

by djkt June 30, 2017

Doing a Marcus

If "doing a marcus" is used, it means that you arrive at a time that you chose rather than the agreed time.

Roger is doing a marcus

by RSLooney October 13, 2017

Doink

A doink is a fat blunt, but can be used for any word in a sentence.

Yo Chris, pass that doink.

Doink me bro.

by doinksbro October 31, 2017