Diversion

A distraction.

Bob Sagget: Look up there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a diversion!

Bob Faggot: Where?!

by BOB OF SAGGET February 18, 2010

deep sea diver

cockney rhyming slang for a £5 note

it costs a deep sea diver to get in to see that film

by rattmolph August 29, 2006

dip n dive

This is when a man dips his erection into a meaty mexican dip and then dives his boner into a woman's cha cha. (Frequently observed at a spicnic. Sometimes results in a mexican yeast infection.)

Let's get crunked in the trailer y'all! Eatin' mexican dip w/o the mexicans, and drinkin' barcardi cuz it's time to party with my homies. dip n dive bitches!

by Tammi and George September 18, 2007

Divert to your balls

Don’t care about something or ignore something

- I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you

by Guybrush299 August 5, 2018

Stinky Diver

A sexual act where on participant poops directly into a girl vagina.

That girl was a freak, she wanted me to give her the stinky diver.

by Omgzilla July 10, 2010

Divet

The sunken area in an old futon mattress.

Your divet is comfortable.

by big daddy otis June 19, 2010

diver

A person performing oral sex in a woman. Also known as eating and going down.

guy1: hey, where is Brad?
guy2: he's diving in Susie for almost an hour.

by bajoom August 27, 2005