Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

Diesel

Engines that are a gift from god

We love smokin that diesel. It screams out freedom like a big bald eagle

by Obama Bin Laden July 23, 2023

Dieseling

Dieseling (v.) - to dream of, think about, speak of, or look at Vin Diesel in a manner synonymous to religious worship

man my friend and i were totes dieseling last night all over his facebook page

by vindieselsunday February 18, 2013

O Diesel

It refers to something which is extreme in nature.

comes from O.D.

Ed: Yo you see that fight last night?
Fred: Yeah, that kid got fucked up. Shit was O Diesel.

by R-E March 01, 2009

diesel tantical

The zerbert of a dirty taint; most likely to occur in high temperatures of summer ; after clubbing , dancing or vigorous excersise. Likely to be referred to as a diesel tantical.

I zerberted my husband's oily taint, in the southern August heat; luckily, in a highly clorinated pool otherwise known as a diesel tantical.

by Tantical zerberter August 10, 2019

Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...

That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!

by jarzilla4187 April 25, 2021

diesel grease

to describe a girl who looks like she will do anything in bed

see that girl over there,she looks diesel grease.DIRTY AS FUCK

by KLINT THRUST September 16, 2009