by bye bye betsie December 7, 2019
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by 420weed69 January 12, 2020
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Genuinely just a fucking tosser.
Genuinely just a fucking tosser.
by Maddogyamaddog August 3, 2018
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by second date fiona June 29, 2018
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by Fishhycooooochjjh May 3, 2019
Get the Delanie mug.Declan Wilson is a skinny fuck who lives off his heart poking out his chest, full jars of nutella and hard-core tentacle hentai. He had a thing for this girl but not her identical twin which doesn't make sense. His teeth be looking fresh tho. His jokes are like "Oh it's raining? It's Scotland what do you expect" n then he'll laugh at his own jokes. He's also got a fetish for foreheads
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