Danny Devito

Your fucking god.

Bow.

"Danny Devito is daddy."
"Danny Devito can hit me with a car and I'd thank him."
"Praise Lord Danny Decheeto"

by phan.exe__ November 26, 2019

The Infernal Devices

The Infernal Devices is the prequel series to The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare. It was the second published series in The Shadowhunter Chronicles, but is the first story chronologically.
Tessa, Will and Jem are in a Lovetriangle
Shortcut: TID

A: I like The Infernal Devices more than The Mortal Instruments

by Carlalena January 30, 2015

blue devils

Demons formerly believed to cause depression and melancholia. The Blues is a shortening of this seventeenth century expression. Can be used in a similar way to 'the Black Dog', as a synonym for depression.

'Are you alright X? You seem a bit down.'
'Just a touch of the blue devils.'

***

'Did you hear? X had to be sectioned - they were self-harming!'
'Yep. Off to the blue-devil factory.'

by Kallikles May 20, 2008

devil's dick

The devil's dick is a frozen tube of sperm rather than just a shot glass that can be inserted into a gay man prior to intercourse. The sexy part is the amount of sperm it takes and the fact that the melting cum becomes a lubricant for the major sex act.

Before the gang bang started Johnnie was lubricated with a long Devil's dick lovingly prepared over weeks by Tim.

by happy bottom July 11, 2006

Devin Vandervoort

A kid with a very small package. He weighs about as much as holocaust victim and is lazy. He's a borderline queer, loves videogames and maturbaits to other's Ipod Touch's. He tends to like screamo and sucking cock.

damn she skinny..... kinda like Devin Vandervoort

by Sandy Bunz November 23, 2010

Irish Devil

Term used to describe an untrustworthy male who chronically creeps around bars and functions where alcohol is served but does not drink himself. Thus, looking to take advantage of vulnerable women, as well as, men who are gambling while drunk.

The sharp dressed man approached the men playing poker. Seeing, the man was drinking a cup of water, Keith shouted, "Get out of here Irish Devil we have no need for you here!"

by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016

Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.

"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009