The acts and deeds of a douche bag
by Theo Sawrus November 18, 2010
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Last week at the Shore, I nearly passed out from the suffocating cloud of cologne emanating from this annoying mass of high-fiving douchebags.
by ewk1138 April 20, 2010
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A hypothetical douchebag's Urban Dictionary Submission on "marijuana." Notice that only the first sentence is a definition:
Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana!!!
Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana!!!
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by OSUBoone February 27, 2011
Get the douchebaggery mug.a guy who wears A&F clothes all the time and everyday, and acting like some douchbag, sort of like a guido.
guy 1: you see that guy over there?
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.
guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.
guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.
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