Tails Doll

What is the Tails Doll?
-The Tails Doll is not of this world
-It is neither machine, nor truly alive, and thus it can never die
-It is the antithesis of life
-It is the void in which existence itself is meaningless, and hence suffers eternal hunger. A hunger for the life it can never aspire to.
-It's insatiable appetite is for souls, and yours will do nicely.
-He is every pain you have ever felt, and every illness you have ever feared.
-He is all your darkest secrets, and some that you have yet to discover.
-He is everything and nothing.
-He is the future.
-He is the Omega
-He is slightly orange, and somewhat fuzzy.

*They say it you stare into the abyss for long enough, the abyss stares back. If you stare at the Tails Doll long enough, it will not only stare back, but feast upon your eye balls for the inside as well.

Before death you shall see the Tails Doll, hence making him "death"
At birth you shall see the Tails Doll, hence making him life.
therefor as a simple example, showing how the Tails Doll is "everything, and nothing" or "life, and death" etc.

by Bluebott1 March 10, 2009

and then I found five dollars

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."

by defying gravity May 23, 2004

two dollar whore

a prostitute costing less than or exactly $2.00. See yo momma

"Yo troy, see that two dollar whore over there?"
"fo shizzle"
"I got a season pass"
"no shit!"

by Devot Ed Perv December 14, 2008

Three Dollar Bill

Noun (Slang) A euphenism for homosexual, generally a male homosexual. Compare to "Light in the Loafers", Limp Wristed", "Panty Waist", or "Candy Ass"

"That guy's as queer as a three dollar bill"

by Zero1984_Politically INcorrect July 10, 2005

dollar party

A party usually held in a basement, but can be held anywhere there is enough room in a house, in which teenagers or young adults pay an admission (usually one dollar-hence the name) and dance in the dark to hip-hop or Baltimore club music. The dancing can be erotic, such as girls giving boys lap dances, or people can battle one another dance-wise. Usually about 30 to 50 or even more will cram into a small space creating a sauna-type amtmosphere and dance until curfew. Great place to pull an "R. Kelly" due to low or no lighting.

Yeah, the twins dollar party was bangin' last week. There were about 60 people there in the basement and the girls were grindin' so hard on me, I thought I was gonna nut!!

by MJ Wright February 27, 2008

deep fried barbie doll

An overly tanned, superficial, heroine-addict-thin girl who uses the word "like" in place of actual thought. Much like the handle bar mustaches and aviator glasses of the 70s, the deep fried barbie doll look is just another "clone" fashion.

The term comes from the orangy skin tone caused by spray-on-tans, which gives them the appearance of a plastic doll that's been dropped into the frialator.

Woah, she's a hot chick!
Yeah, if you want just another deep fried barbie doll.

by Joseph Thompson November 9, 2008

And then I found 20 dollars

Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.

Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"

by djk December 9, 2003