David Cameron

The Man who fucked a pig

a: Do you know who David Cameron is?
b: Of course I do. He's the one who fucked a pig isn't he?

by The one who never replies January 17, 2017

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

dave chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.

"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle

by MayaEA April 22, 2006

Dave chappelle

the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive

Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict

he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party

by Im Rick James Bitch January 14, 2005

Davy Jones

The sexual act describing when a man orally pleases a female and uses his fingers to replicate Davy Jones' tentacles.

I tried the davy jones on my girl last night, she's still walking like a pirate

by S.S. Boat August 1, 2013

Daving Out

1. To go unemployed for an extended period of time without looking for a job

2. To be excessively emo all of the time and refuse to go anywhere with friends

3. To talk to girls on the internet and receive gifts from your e-hoes

Can you believe how bad Donny is Daving out? He hasn't moved from his computer in weeks it seems.

Check you guys in like a month, gonna go Dave out

by Jack of diamonds April 22, 2009

Dave special

Picking up a girl and fingering her before kissing her, sometimes even before speaking to her. The dave special is best used on nights out at nightclubs or crowded public places.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night? Did u pick up?

Person 2: Yeah bro, i was carving up the d-floor, and gave this hottie the dave special!

Person 1: VERY NICE!!

by Bigdog691 January 5, 2010