Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.

Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."

by McCalzone September 3, 2020

Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).

That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her

by CatFeces_Burglar January 3, 2019

Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.

Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

Crusty Gers

Noun Informal

Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep

'Here, was old man Kelly here last night?'

-'Don't think so man, why?'

'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'

by GersCrustInYourEyes October 30, 2013

crusty oreo

When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.

Y'know, I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

mr crusty

A cum sock

“Hey, don’t touch that it’s mr crusty”

by Lpsjerry January 28, 2021

Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.

That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.

by 816Jerm January 3, 2017