When two people of a high caliber of bitchiness compete in a fierce battle to prove who is the ultimate bitch.
by Paddy4530 October 08, 2013
A sexual swinging situation for two M/F bisexual couples wherein the men engage in sex with each other while the women do the same.
My wife and I cross swap with the Smiths from time to time because sometimes my bisexual side can't be tamed!
by Uncutone November 19, 2017
Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.
Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.
Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.
Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'
'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
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Cross country is for mental people who think running is fun to do so they made cross country a sport and that is why it exists.
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