courtesy head

Every knight in shining armour deserves courtesy head as a reward for saving the damsel in distress. Actually almost any favour done for a girl can be rewarded with courtesy head, out of the goodness of her sweet little heart..

Tom helped Sarah move into her new house. Always being appreciative of others Sarah sat Tom down on her new bed and gave him the most rewarding courtesy head, until his hot load exploded inside her mouth.

by MSk September 12, 2013

Scottish curse

Having such a large set of testicles that you regularly sit on them.

Did you see that pair on the guy in the kilt? Those things are so big, must be the Scottish curse ...

by The Real Jaster August 13, 2012

courtesy brew

brewing another pot of coffee when you take the last cup so you don't fuck over the next coffee drinker to come along

Fat Albert always made sure to do a courtesy brew when he finished the pot of coffee.

by Buck Wild May 11, 2006

Courtesy Honk

If a couple is left alone at home while you drive away somewhere else for awhile, when you arrive again, honk so the couple will put their clothes back on, stop making out, having sex, etc.

"Let's give them a courtesy honk before we go inside."

by Brianna Know It All July 3, 2008

Asheville Curse

The given name to the effect that moving to Asheville, NC has on any unknowing individual. It completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. The unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation

Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.

I had a 3.5 GPA in high school and acceptance to college, but I think working at Office Max for the rest of my life is fine with me. I have succumbed to the Asheville Curse.

by The Real Shocky January 5, 2012

courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...

"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)

by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005

coursework

something that doesn't really gain you any marks at all - teachers just enjoy laughing at you whilst you spend every waking hour frantically doing it, lose your sanity and then, inevitably, your hair.

solution: write copious ammounts of crap to punish the poor sod who has to mark it. mwah hah.

...I have chosen this hypothesis because it is now 3am and my brain has actually just given up, slipped out of my ear and run off with the cat.

by parlez February 8, 2005