Count my 1’s

Run my 1’s or count my 1’s means to fight someone

He told me to count my 1’s so I knew we were gonna fight after school

by itssor September 30, 2023

this finals doesn't count

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals

This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team

by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021

count hans kolvenbach

the black pope,leader of the jesuits,leader of the world,leader of the illuminati

no example for count hans kolvenbach as no comparison to someone so twisted

by darkangel3001 September 18, 2010

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 07, 2012

counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.

"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."

by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014

Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.

"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought

by ersatze February 13, 2023

Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.

Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.

by T-rentOpotamus January 06, 2023