lost count of sheep

Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.

Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
I’m trying to sleep, I’ve lost count of sheep.”
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What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.
by bmilligan05 March 03, 2016
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Count Fuckstickula

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
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Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.
this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?
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count down to infinity

A brand that rocks your world by symbolizing a sense that we can truly rise above who are today over any oppression or any obstacle WE demand a better version of ourselves.
Guy 1: "nice shirt"

Guy 2: "Thanks count down to infinity is awesome like that"
by FJHJ November 21, 2011
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Count Cripula

A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
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