Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.

"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."

by Wildn May 20, 2022

God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

Nary a count

Old Southern slang describing something that is good or of high quality.

Were those biscuits and gravy any good? Yes, they were nary a count.

by Dig Bick McGee February 6, 2022

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020

Your viewer count is down

What dream says to tommyinnit (child) when twitch glitches and shows less viewer count.

Your viewer count is down tommy

by NeverFrosted November 27, 2020

Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.

If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?

by NitemareZen December 6, 2020

karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets

Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count

by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020