fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

the cookie

A sweet treat for a man to eat. (Vagina)

Mmm, I'd really like to eat the cookie.

by babyc2k14 May 13, 2015

Vegan Cookies

1. A cookie that is free of all animal products
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior

Hey LaToya, want to go have a vegan cookie on the porch?

by allegra dowdle July 29, 2005

cooge

Slang term for vagina. Possibly derived from "cooch".

Mikey: Say there may I splooge in your cooge?

Girl: Eww, no. Get the fuck away from me virgin.

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Douche Cookie

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.

Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.

by David Klein September 16, 2005

fortune cookie

An Asian girl's pussy.

Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.

by P. Galore January 23, 2004

Cookie Sex

cookie sexto have sex while eating Cookies

yes eat that cookie well you fuck me lets have Cookie Sex

by catterall March 30, 2009