Coño chops

First used by 2 immature English lads in Tenerife circa 1997.

Used as a humorous greeting and always said with a Spanish accent. Can be interspersed with random Spanish words such as Champiñones or Fritas when spoken to by a native and no idea what to reply.

Translates at Cunt Chops or Fanny Face.

Hola coño chops.

Eeeeeehhhhhh coño chops.

Uno cerveza coño chops.

by Jon no H January 3, 2026

mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

by Diego November 13, 2003

king cones castle

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!

"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"

by shlluver February 3, 2008

doogie cones

soft serve ice cream cones from mcdonalds (aka mcdoogies)

ill have three doogie cones with my large fry

by Jeff Nevitt January 6, 2010

The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.

*mutters The Cones Prayer*

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Pbtc

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by The Cone November 24, 2010

Josh Cones

Large cock, very shakeable

Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones

by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011

Kayla Cones

She's a bitch enough said...

Kayla Cones is a huge bitch.

by boompow12 January 17, 2015