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Coitus Coach

An alternative to 'fuckbuddy'. Two people who share purely physical relations.
Danny : Have you heard about Joe?! He's dating Alice!
Adie : Nah man. He's just her coitus coach.
by Gdog. August 28, 2009
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Coachella

- You going to Coachella?

- Hell the fuck no.
by SydbearYDG May 16, 2013
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Coach Z

Dont try to fade this wanna be rapper coach! He is the coach of some wierd sports game Homestar plays. has a (z) emblem on his green suit. I kinda like him. Just dont try to fade him!
And now i'd like to perform my hip hop single! "These people try to fade me"!
A one two A one two!~coach z
Sorry wer'e all out of tape.~homestar
by TheSneak July 31, 2003
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Coach Killer

Any dumb or accidental action that causes an enormous let down, especially if it occurs at a critical time.

The term originates from sports, especially Rugby League, where "Coach Killers" are any dumb, accidental or glory-seeking plays occur which fall short of expectations. This term can be applied to any action which hopes or expectations were high, and one has the ability to adequately complete the task, however, the person manages to make a mistake, resulting in an unimpressive result.

In a Rugby League sense, a coach killer would be when a player, who could easily score by simply touching the ball on the ground, attempts to impress the crowd with a glory seeking dive, which results in the ball being dropped. This is especially true at critical moments of the game, such as when the scores are tied, or when scores are tight. The term originally referred to the player's coach, who, suffering a severe let-down, is metaphorically 'killed' by poorly executed play.
"Did ya get away with it?"

"Nah mate, old mate saw me and dobbed me in. Didn't think he'd do that"

"Bloody coach killer"
by rozza1 November 10, 2013
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Chonchis

Chonchis means a chubby person and the name is a less offensive way to say fat or chubby
Chonchis is a good chubby

Chonchis is my fatty friend
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Cochese Jackson

1. A condescending foreigner who suffers from extreme feelings of penis envy due to the economic, military, and political power of the United States.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. See also frog.
by FalseHope April 16, 2004
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Swagger Coach

A totally pimped out ride.
This definition comes from the 1800's when stage coaches were a popular form of transportation. Amish kids of today add swagger to their horse drawn coaches thus making them Swagger Coaches. This can apply to any form of transportation including cars, motorcycles, etc.
Hola Chica, wanna' ride in my Swagger Coach?
by Hydrophobia September 15, 2010
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