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Cold-Tea Syndrome

The use of codes is common in hospitals, so as not to alarm other patients. The expression 'cold-tea syndrome' is used by medical staff to indicate that a patient has died. It refers to several cups of undrunk, cold tea on the deceased persons bedside table.

It's good to know the supply of tea doesn't stop coming, just because you're dead. Not to discredit the NHS, but surely there are more scientific methods to determine when someone has died. How much of NHS resources are wasted making tea for the dead. What happens if you just don't drink tea and they throw you out. You'd have people buried yelling:
- I SAID COFFEE, COFFEE TWO SUGARS!!
- Janine, go to ward 3 now, Mrs Norris has caught a bad case of cold-tea syndrome. I would go so far as to say she's never going to recover from it.
by Thomas Leone October 17, 2009
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COLD Army

More on the COLD Army at http://www.coldarmy.com
by RavenLurks August 31, 2008
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cold barney

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.
My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.
by Justin "Cheese" October 12, 2007
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cold war kid

A person who was a child during the Cold War.
Every Cold War kid still has nightmares about waking up to a nuclear wasteland.
by eightiesbabies May 20, 2009
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cold snap

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.
by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2009
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Nigger Cold

The condition when the temperatures drop low enough to cause frost-bite therefore causing parts of the body to turn black.
After 10 hours of being exposed to nigger cold temperatures the doctor was left with no choice but to amputate Muddy Mudskipper's toes.
by luke_kills February 28, 2011
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Cold Nigger

A nigger in the northern climes caught without one of those big gay parkas. Usually found at a convenience store buying large amounts of lip balm
Billy Bob- " did y'all see that negger back there at Bubbas Crack Pipes & beer store? He wuz bine owl da dam carmex. Now whadmeye gone dew bout mah code sower? Whas a dam darkie doon up heyere ennee waze? Dat po cold nigger iz sho ouda place up here in south dickota! Less go chase eem wit duh dowgs!
by Jay Buckwheat May 3, 2012
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