cogret

When you go out and then the next day he will grab coming out if you think you’re going to get COVID

I shouldn’t have gone to that bat - I have major cogret.

by Elliegold March 20, 2021

cogtonomy

cognitive autonomy

In individualistic cultures, one's cogtonomy should be prized as independence of thought.

by Doos Jarus April 11, 2021

Cogswabblers

Someone who is just the fucking worst. They are annoying and wrong at the same time and they make no sense. They also tend to be rude.

Their mom and sister are such cogswabblers, saying that ADHD isn't a reason to have issues paying attention!

by Cogswabblers_suck.com/ihateyou April 12, 2021

Cognitive dissonance

Adverb
(Cog-native-diss-own-ants)
To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.

Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.

by Batterybob April 25, 2021

Coggystyle

A sexual position, most commonly used during masturbation.

Typically the male lays on his side, while the female is inside a smart-phone

Have you been getting any lately?

Nah, only some Coggystyle action

by Paulypops May 11, 2021

cogged

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.

He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.

by Jimmawww July 9, 2021

cogosity

Plain, simple common sense; the ability to spot actions as they happen and the corresponding results, with some understanding certain activities now can have outcomes later; the good sense to take precautions to avoid unwanted consequences before proceeding to wreak havoc.

Widely used across east Africa, popular in the Kenyan diaspora found across the East Midlands Region, UK

Auntie: 'That young man will pay heavily unless he starts using johnnies during jiggyjiggy.
Uncle: 'Spot on my dear, he has zero cogosity.

by Oscar Hammerstein November 1, 2021