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Sawyers cocktail

A mixture of Poo, Urine, and Vomit. Usually the cocktail will be made in a bath.
Last night Matt got absolutely wasted and while in the Bath he made the famous Sawyers cocktail.
by cottage-grove February 1, 2008
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Enema cocktail

The act of inserting a beer bong into a woman’s anus, then the man proceeds to piss, cum, and finally pour a tall boy in the beer bong to wash it all down.
Man 1: “What are you up to tonight?”
Man 2: “I think I’m gonna give my girl an enema cocktail.”
Man 1: “Nice bro, you can borrow my beer bong!”
by Tatoon April 26, 2020
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kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014
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An Elvis Cocktail

When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.
"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."
by Larryj1986 July 19, 2022
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Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.
Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!
by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019
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Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...
by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021
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cancer cocktail

The drink created by mixing everything they have at a bar
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 17, 2016
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