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Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025
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Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
by Monskam22 March 11, 2020
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Clutch Fatal

The utmost intense occurrence possible.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.
Bro... that was clutch fatal.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.
by DeathstarHimself December 14, 2010
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Clutch

A "clutch", in some parts of the UK, tends to be referred to as someone that struggles with their speech.
For example, a "clutch" may suffer from a speech impediment, or may have issues with excess saliva production impeding their ability to pronounce words.
Jack - "Have you seen that clutch? No idea what he's saying"
Bailey - "Facts, kid can't speak properly at all"
by horain August 27, 2021
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Clutch

When you perform well through adversity.
Joe-"Did you bring the amp Christian?"
Christian-"Yeah dude. I'm clutch"
by Rob Saget May 14, 2015
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Nut clutch

This random girl i met last night let me hit the nut clutch
by Kasketman December 18, 2020
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The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
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