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sense of humor cancer

The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.

Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."
by Android21A August 16, 2012
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Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.
Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.
by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008
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cancer germs

a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.

from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer
#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d
by okelay May 30, 2006
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Headshot Cancer

Used to refer to headshots in first/third person shooters, usually with a sniper rifle.
Player 1: *walking* BOOM *head goes off*

Player 2: lolz, i just gave that guy headshot cancer

Gamer 1: Dude, get the sniper and start causing some headshot cancer!
by Esher52 October 4, 2009
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Black Dick Cancer

When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white woman’s vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment
When a black man sticks his dick in a white woman.
-She now has black dick cancer
by Dr. Black Dick Cancer July 23, 2019
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Clanger

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.
by Noa Utos June 24, 2011
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