Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.

Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.

by Rinksies October 14, 2008

Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

Choke the Trigger

To fire a gun

he pulled out his gun and he choke the trigger

by Bankai150014 October 25, 2009

Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

by FegelFatso May 28, 2018

Choke Sandwich

A Sandwich with very thick fillings. Usually the term is reserved for peanut butter. Apply the peanut butter too thick, and you will definitely choke while trying to swallow.

I hope you have something to drink with that choke sandwich .

by B4real August 30, 2018

Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013