Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

Choke Sandwich

A Sandwich with very thick fillings. Usually the term is reserved for peanut butter. Apply the peanut butter too thick, and you will definitely choke while trying to swallow.

I hope you have something to drink with that choke sandwich .

by B4real August 30, 2018

Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

by FegelFatso May 28, 2018

hobo choke

The act of paying a hobo to let you choke them while having sex for less then 10$

Did you hear about Jenkens? He totally hobo choked that girl in the alley.

by bytelock September 7, 2017

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013