Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
by flogger up January 13, 2010
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My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.
by foodtopia February 4, 2010
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Get the Cellicidal mug.A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010
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Cellcurity is a combination word used to describe one's actions to protect their cellphone while showing another person what's being displayed on the screen.
The action usually involves the cellphone owner not letting go of the phone while the other viewer tries to hold the phone. This results in both people holding the phone with one hand.
Cellcurity is a combination word used to describe one's actions to protect their cellphone while showing another person what's being displayed on the screen.
The action usually involves the cellphone owner not letting go of the phone while the other viewer tries to hold the phone. This results in both people holding the phone with one hand.
Person 1: hey check out this YouTube video on my iPhone.
Person 2: ok, let me see it.
(Cellcurity begins, both people are holding the iphone trying to watch the YouTube video)
Person 2: Man, you suffer from cellcurity!
Person 2: ok, let me see it.
(Cellcurity begins, both people are holding the iphone trying to watch the YouTube video)
Person 2: Man, you suffer from cellcurity!
by ZEO INT July 9, 2010
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Get the celletaupe mug.The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.
Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."
by KoreanBattlefield December 4, 2010
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