Chappyness

the quality of lips or skin (chapped)

skin or lips that lack moisture which results in "chappyness" (chapped surface)

Girl: Do you need some chapstick to fix your chappyness problem?

Boy: suck my dick

by king kong wing wong July 20, 2012

Chapulectum

When your lips are chapped and your skin is too ashy that people call you an alligator flavored prophylactic.

Person 1: Bro that ashy ass thot is tryna holla at me cuh.
Person 2: Nigga she has a bad case of chapulectum.
Person 1: The Fuck?

by 2k15Crow January 31, 2015

chapped

someone whose dry or crusty... someone with no sense of humor or is salty

Sarah: Connor why are you being so salty
Elle: yeah Connor why are you so chapped right now

by hour3 art class December 2, 2015

chapped off

To be really angry

I'm so chapped off right now

by RealRams October 5, 2016

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

champussy

Collegiate sluts becoming extraordinarily wet and tasty after winning the National Championship

Imagine all the champussy Stevo will get if Clemson wins the championship tonight

by GayAssRobbie January 9, 2017

champussy

Collegiate sluts becoming extraordinarily wet and tasty after winning the National Championship

Imagine all the champussy Stevo will get if Clemson wins the championship tonight

by GayAssRobbie January 9, 2017