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When your lips are chapped and your skin is too ashy that people call you an alligator flavored prophylactic.
Person 1: Bro that ashy ass thot is tryna holla at me cuh.
Person 2: Nigga she has a bad case of chapulectum.
Person 1: The Fuck?
Person 2: Nigga she has a bad case of chapulectum.
Person 1: The Fuck?
by 2k15Crow January 31, 2015
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Vinny: Did you fuck that southern girl last week after the football game?
Preston: Absolutely bro, she tasted like Kentucky Pork Sauce
Preston: Absolutely bro, she tasted like Kentucky Pork Sauce
by 2k15Crow July 18, 2017
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